Sempiternal

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

(Source: petalnoseremade99)

meladoodle:

well well well, look what the cat dragged in.. another corpse, dude this is getting out of hand, where is fluffy even getting these