im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
“one direction will stay more than a week in LA because they need to record songs” they’ll probably leave with more tattoos than they do songs
“I’m an adult” I whisper as I try not panic while I’m filling in all those forms that I don’t understand.
things that shouldn’t be as difficult as they are:
- dealing with spiders
- buying bras in the right size
- purchasing pads or tampons without getting embarrassed
- devouring the souls of my enemies
- getting out of bed in the morning
- ordering food over the phone
- using public transport
